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Ever wondered what kind of toys a President would enjoy? Well, we put on our red ties, combed our hair just right, and dove into the golden world of Donald J. Trump. Whether you’re a political junkie, a collector, or just here for the fun, here’s a list of toys that Donald Trump might enjoy, based on his persona, interests, and iconic flair for luxury.
1. Trump Signature Mini Golf Set
Trump loves golf. Everyone knows it. A deluxe mini-golf toy set—complete with gold-plated clubs, Mar-a-Lago themed flags, and mini sand traps—would be the ultimate desk toy for the 45th President. Perfect for putting deals on pause.
2. Trump Tower Building Blocks
Think Lego meets Fifth Avenue. This skyscraper construction set lets kids (and adults) build their own golden Trump Tower, complete with mirrored windows, little elevator shafts, and golden penthouses at the top. Only the best. The classiest.
3. “You’re Fired!” Talking Action Figure
Straight from The Apprentice, this Donald Trump action figure shouts his famous catchphrase: “You’re Fired!” in multiple languages. Comes with interchangeable suits, red ties, and an optional reality TV boardroom backdrop.
4. Gold-Plated Monopoly: Trump Edition
This isn’t your grandma’s Monopoly. This is Trumpopoly—featuring custom Trump properties, Ivanka Avenue, Mar-a-Lago Resort cards, and a “Fake News Tax.” Gold dice, marble board, and high-stakes deals only.
5. Air Force One Model Jet
A detailed model of the Air Force One plane, complete with Trump’s Presidential Seal and tiny toy briefcases. A collector’s dream. Ideal for dramatic flyovers across your kitchen table.
6. The Wall Builder Toy Set
Think of this as political Lincoln Logs. This block set lets you build walls, gates, and towers with fun sound bites included. Educational? Maybe. Entertaining? Definitely.
7. Oval Office Diorama Playset
Step inside the White House with a miniature replica of the Oval Office. Includes furniture, an American flag, a desk with red button (no actual Diet Coke included), and a collectible Trump figure.